fap jacket

Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.

This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?

by white_castle March 07, 2011

jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 09, 2013

Track Jacket

Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.

Zip it Track Jacket! No one is interested!

by Pale Rider May 03, 2007

nut jacket

When lint accumulates on the nut sack after being in your pants on a hot sweaty day.

Man my nut jacket yesterday was totaly janky.

by Jeff Meiers August 30, 2006

Butter Jacket

Undesirable fat on a man, especially on the upper body.

The bouncer was clearly a strong-looking man, even though he had on a 75-pound butter jacket.

by William Dean A. Garner April 07, 2011

Emo Jacket

A hooded, zip-up sweatshirt intended for athletic use but worn as an every day item. As popularized by emo pioneer Joe Aldridge.

That kid in the emo jacket is such a poser, he doesn't even pull the zipper all the way up.

by Carl Nissly September 15, 2005

Cracker Jacket

The white coat that physicians wear.

"No way, he's just a cracker jacket quack. He tried to use some voodoo magic medicine on me."

by TronX January 12, 2008