jackpine savage

Northern redneck, see also hick

Did that guy just say "I need my truck fer ta drive inta town"? Yes he did, he's a jackpine savage.

by BigVicLopez October 21, 2008

jackpot trick

Basically jackpot trick is something you say when you're gamblin with a trick who has no clue on how to play.

Jackpot trick!
Now gimme my money, gimme my money.
What? no money? No rice, no noodles fo yo ass!

by Jose Illegal September 28, 2006

jackapp

An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.

Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!

jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!

Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...

jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG

(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)

Ain't cell-phone assholes great?

by The_Dingo November 6, 2010

jacarrion

Nice the realest person put yo ass in yo place bad ass fuck ain’t scared of yo ass

Jacarrion being defined as nice a real he will also put yo dumb ass in place he ain’t scared of nobody

by J_da goat January 1, 2019

jacar

jacar is the good-natured fellow who is witty on the outside and fiercely protective of his tribe of pals, even though he frequently finds himself in sticky situations

guy 1: gee, who is that fella? he is so witty and tender, yet gets into a little mischief!
guy2: ah, yes. he is clearly a jacar!

by hurrahforhugh October 14, 2019

jacar

Jacar, typically a pretty big dude. Jacars tend to be sweet souls with a more intimidating look. Once you become friends with them they are the funniest in your friend group. Usually they aren’t the ones to be telling everyone there feelings and they keep it to themselves, but they are great listeners even if they don’t give you advice.

Person 1: I’m really scared of Jacar.
Person 2: Oh, Jacar and I are really good friends and he’s the best and really nice!!
Person 1: Hopefully him and I will be friends one day!!!

by gg October 14, 2019

jackpoot

The best pussy in the world.

Dude I just hit the jackpoot, that bitche's pussy is amazing.

by gojohnnyo October 26, 2019