A guy who is or was your bro/broski but did something to make him nosedive down your broski depth chart to the point where he still might be your bro/broski but you treat him like a jabroni and don't want shit all to do with him either permanently or temporarily because he might be a full on bitch and you don't want to deal with his bullshit.
A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
Example 1
Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?
Bro 2: I think he is bro.
Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.
Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.
Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.
Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?
Example 2
Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?
Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?
Bro 2: I think he is bro.
Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.
Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.
Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.
Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?
Example 2
Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?
Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
by The Mooski August 15, 2011
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saying boner but being sneaky about it
saying boner but being sneaky about it
man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.
i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner
sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner
sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers
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A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
Shut up Jabronie.
by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010
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I was at this party last night, and this slutty girl was spreading her legs to everyone, she was the middle of one massive fuck fest....everyone had a turn, she was a total Jabboa.
yo homie, you better think twice about banging that jabboa, she's got one hell of a gapping, dripping, fishy pussy
yo homie, you better think twice about banging that jabboa, she's got one hell of a gapping, dripping, fishy pussy
by daveycrockitmothafucka April 12, 2009
Get the Jabboa mug.Jabobe is a small-town SoundCloud rapper from Cleveland (The Mistake on the Lake), Ohio. Jabobe is a white cisgender heterosexual male with big dreams of becoming the next big rapper in the game. Currently, Jabobe is most known for sucking his partners toes during sex, usually requesting the partner to not wash them all day.
The term 'Jabobe' has since been coined referring to sucking unwashed toes during sex.
The term 'Jabobe' has since been coined referring to sucking unwashed toes during sex.
Example:
Nate: So, I heard you did some Jabobe with that high schooler the other night?
Jake: Yeah, I picked her up at my gig at the Homecoming party. Feet were nice and stinky from dancing to my tunes all night.
Nate: So, I heard you did some Jabobe with that high schooler the other night?
Jake: Yeah, I picked her up at my gig at the Homecoming party. Feet were nice and stinky from dancing to my tunes all night.
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1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.
1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.
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