JWRTFM

Response to the inquiry "WWJD?"

"WWJD?" asks "what would Jesus do?" "JWRTFM" replies "Jesus would RTFM (read the fucking manual)."

Q: WWJD?
A: JWRTFM!
Q: WTF?
A: RTFM, noob, you just got pwned by an 133t hax0r.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

Jwow

A person whose first name starts with "J" and has a wild dramatic charismatic personality.

Man Joshua is a super Jwow. Everybody likes him.

by MaliMas February 23, 2021

jwned

Variant of pwned, only kosher for Passover use. All your bar mitzvahs are belong to us!

"All out of kosher wine?? JWNED!"

by Majesty April 2, 2005

jwalk

The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.

JWALK is so much better than Brent.

by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006

JWT

Just Wash Them

JWT is an acronym, that is conscious of how obnoxious acronyms are, hence it is not nice on the tongue
the only reason anybody would ever use it is to take the piss at a stranger who wrote a whole 100 pages document called the JWT Handbook.

Bob: I don't believe in the Roni
Alice: OMG, JWT you twat, or I'm gonna bring the handbook

by RustleNuts January 18, 2022

jwag

one who randomly says interesting things on a regular basis

That was odd you jwag. see jagajashut

by Bob the builder April 11, 2003

JWU

Just Woke Up

word used by people who.. just woke up lol

"Jwu. So tired from last night's party."

by AshleyAlexis September 10, 2011