jubair

a person who cant beatbox but thinks they can and spits everywhere

ahh man that idiot jubair spat in my face bruv. hes a fussy

by ridmik October 23, 2007

juba

short for jewbitch

kick that juba jenna in the face

by joojoo February 25, 2003

JTBAD

(or JTOBAD, or JTOBEAD)

"Just to be a dick."

My brother and his friends started using this acronym and I'm pretty sure they invented it. Or at least this specific use of it.

Spoken variations of acronym include
"Jay to be a d"
"Jay to be a d stack"

RT: Why did scooter go sleep with Ashley's best friend like that?
Kyle: JTBAD

by some guy123123123333333 August 26, 2011

Jbad

A slang way of intonating that an object or entity fails to perform it's inteded action or purpose in a satisfactory manner.

"I say sir, your prize racehorse seems to have done a Jbad and failed spectacularily, losing you your entire fortune in rubies!"
"I certainly have pulled a Jbad today Martin my good man! Now kiss me like you kiss your most expensive whore."

or

What a fucking Jbad, he died on the first goomba in mario 1.

by aaaanonymous July 9, 2007

juba

is an african beer like a milk stout, traditional zulu beer

Pass me a Juba Dad, mum has dried up

by Rick January 7, 2005

Jubaluba

A term used to reflect a person of obese nature. The masculine term is a jubalub wheras the femine version is jubaluba. It basically is a funny way of pointing out a fat person or munch bandit.

Last night I was so tanked up that I got with this jubaluba she almost crushed me in bed. It still was my best!


Check out that jubalub jogging check out his man boobs. He needs to do some serious dieting!

by hotspur1 April 24, 2009

Jubalo

A slang term for having a very large penis.

When George removed his shorts in the locker room, his friends were shocked to see he was packing quite a jubalo.

by BallsCapone February 12, 2018