jlow bob

Code word for Blow Job by swaping the leading letters of the two words. Really funny to say... Which means girls will like saying it, which is half the battle!!!

James - "Man, I could go for a jlow bob right now..."

Thomas - "Dude, I'm married, I haven't had a jlow bob in 5 years!"

Jennifer - "I love saying the word jlow bob cause it's soo funny to say! Actually, I haven't given James a jlow bob in a long time, I should surprise him tonight!"

by appoaf March 4, 2010

j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people

J.Lo is a ho!

by god July 18, 2003

j-lo

A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from China some stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.

Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?
Yep, that's j-lo.

by Nizzey May 1, 2006

j lo

a stripper in music vdos

by go back to your block August 2, 2003

j lo

a woman who's staggering up on husbands in order to compete with elizabeth taylor

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

j lo

a women who can not sing. a women he sleeps around countless of times.

by neffer July 24, 2003

j lo

1. a small-breated latina woman with a superfat ass

2. Anaconda's pale-skin actress with a flat face who turns to be too-tanned with new remodeled nose and eyes

3. an actress who can't act

4. a singer who can't sing

by you don't belong here August 2, 2003