jism

The substance that takes the form of a small projectile as a result of a sexual act, often blinding the other person involved in the activity.

OhNoes!!!1, Tim blinded Helen with his jism!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!

by Maxyy March 17, 2008

Jismslap

It's when you cum in your hand and slap your partners ass. It is a loving gesture between two consenting adults.

It's also a great word to help you win Scrabble (as seen and defined in the liamkylesullivan video "Dirty Scrabble")

"Dude, I heard you and the freaky chick Martha went out last night"
"Yeah man, and when we got back to my place, I jismslaped her, like a boss"
"You're the man, bro!"

by HeyMama555 February 21, 2012

jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.

by Jake November 8, 2003

Jismsquirter

A man who is a whore, and doesn't care how he gets off.

--"Man, Eric even screwed that ugly chick."

- "Yeah, he's such a jismsquirter. "

by Marii Gee August 27, 2011

jism monkey

a monkey made entirely of jism

close the window George, that jism monkey is looking frisky

by manfat June 28, 2003

Jism Sponge

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

jismisms

phrases that are just crap

i like trance... now that's just plain jism

by Anonymous November 5, 2003