Jarting

The sexual act of inserting a dogs nose into your anus, farting and ejaculating at the same time.

“Yo bro bring your dog over for some jarting”

“Don’t go in there I just jarted!“

by Jartster69 April 18, 2020

Jarty

A party involving the presence of several juuls.

some kid: yo dude is that a juul?
another kid: hell yeah dude I got mango
some kid: no way bro I got mine with me also
random other kid: yo fiends, i got mine also its a jarty.
*everyone takes massive pulls*

by juul fiend September 30, 2017

Sacob Jartorius

jacob sartorious spelled wrong

ewwww its Sacob Jartorius

by SweatyDonkeySwag December 4, 2019

jartavious

A cock sucking goat nut eater

Jartavious people

by Lalaloopdy May 21, 2018

jarting

When your significant other blows a huge load in your ass and everytime you fart for the next few hours a bit of jizz comes along with it.

Emily: hey becky last night andy came in my ass and i was jarting all night long!

Becky: omg next time tell him to pull out!

by Noone000 June 11, 2017

jartip

Another word for a "tip jar."

Commonly used slang in Spanish restaurants with power outages announced by "RRR-KLICK!"

"The jartip was stolen when the power went out."

by Kharzy January 4, 2006

Jartapotmous

the jartapotomous is something that inhabitates the Fox Chapel area. He is originally from Q'doba, Waterworks but has been seen lately at the Pittsburgh Field Club and Fox Chapel Golf Club. He eats mostly gypsy tears and burrittos. Many think he is a hippotamous but only a close relative. One of the many hobbies of the jartapotomous is Halo Reach.

The team was playing well untill the saw a Jartapotmous.

by The SSA Captain October 9, 2010