Jalen Hurts

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

jalens toes

big meaty toes🤤

“have u seen jalens toes?” “yea they’re so meaty & juicy my mouth started watering”

by TheTrendyPotato April 23, 2023

jalen yiu

Sexy hot girl!!!! He is so thick he will smack you with his huge butt 😝😝😝

Ayo you seen jalen yiu last night , he was looking mad THICK

by Hdhrkdjdj8283838 May 19, 2022

jalen mashushi

Literally the best high school basketball player ever. Half Japanese, half African. However he only speaks Roman.

You just got Jalen Mashushied boy get out of here.

by Jalen Mashushi October 2, 2019

jalen lazarre

The most amazing, kindhearted person to ever exist honestly. They’re probably a Cancer or an Aries, they’re just amazing. Whoever “Jalen Lazarre” Is, i love you bro/sis!

Jalen Lazarre is so cool omg.

by JustSomeUrban November 19, 2020

Jalen R.

A Smart and Silly young man who is shy but is kind at heart.
Also, he don't take no shit either.

I want to be that Jalen's friend! Did you see that Jalen R.? That Dude's OP

by AnimeKid_69 June 9, 2018

Jalen Paul

a ginger, trys to cheat himself out of basketball games. the leprechaun who thinks he is NBA bound. also is obsessed with poop stains, dimesha kirk, kylie jenner, and matt ox

I can't belive I just Jalen Pauled that test

by gfawegfafvasreg May 16, 2019