by TheTrendyPotato April 24, 2023
The most amazing, kindhearted person to ever exist honestly. They’re probably a Cancer or an Aries, they’re just amazing. Whoever “Jalen Lazarre” Is, i love you bro/sis!
by JustSomeUrban November 20, 2020
by Hdhrkdjdj8283838 May 20, 2022
Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".
Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!
Eagles fan: cope.
Eagles fan: cope.
by speedyadventure October 23, 2023
by AnimeKid_69 May 25, 2018
Literally the best high school basketball player ever. Half Japanese, half African. However he only speaks Roman.
by Jalen Mashushi October 02, 2019
a ginger, trys to cheat himself out of basketball games. the leprechaun who thinks he is NBA bound. also is obsessed with poop stains, dimesha kirk, kylie jenner, and matt ox
by gfawegfafvasreg May 16, 2019