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Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.
Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*
by Gelatinous October 13, 2018
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iversonne

Iversonne is a boy who never expects anything to be handed to him, never expects something back and never says NO. He is a kind hearted type of guy. He has the personality of a wolf pup! Which is why he is the exact example of a cute puppy. He always wants a hug because he is, most of the time, cold. He likes being patted on the head and being touched on his soft spots. He likes to make jokes, dance goofily and just make everyone smile.

When he makes someone upset, he'll think about it for DAYS. And then, he'll say sorry profusely. He is sometimes hard headed and a bit childish. He is ALWAYS horny. He kisses like there's no end!

He prefers long hand written messages than expensive gifts. But, he often lose those gifts. So it's wise if you give him a gift and then attach it dearly to him.

He is good at math. HE IS THE MATH WIZARD. No one can beat him at solving hard mathematics problems. He is super smart! The top of his class even. He has a lot of admirers yet has only had a crush once.

He is sometimes a bad boy but overall, he is just a normal puppy who wants love. Don't let go of iversonne.
I wish i had an iversonne to hug at nights.
by Tokubetsu no onna January 31, 2020
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icher

Teresa: I fucked Richard

Richerd: call meh icher
Teresa: YASSS GIRL
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Ihern

Definition of Ihern: When you're in a bad mood and feel like punching everyone for no reason and just have this burning hatred inside. Ihearn means I hate everyone right now and essentially puts this mood into a 5 letter abbreviation.
by realghostofxenos April 18, 2022
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Ivermectin

A drug commonly used to treat parasite infections in animals. A different version of it that's meant for humans was studied as a potential treatment for Covid-19, but it turned out to be completely useless. Unfortunately a bunch of Karens decided Facebook was more trustworthy than actual science and started taking literal horse deworming medicine because they all had covid due to being anti-vaxxers. Then they all wound up in the hospital because it turns out taking horse deworming medicine is an incredibly stupid thing to do. As if the hospitals weren't crowded enough already. GG, karens. Fuck you.
Anyone who thinks Ivermectin is an effective treatment for covid is a fucking idiot. Get the damn vaccine.
by Eat cheetos, don't elect them September 10, 2021
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Iver-fuck-you

The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.
My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!
by YAWA November 2, 2021
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Ivers

he's not retarded, he's an Ivers
by blankman13 August 16, 2010
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