Ivana Humpalot

A character in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin: And who are you baby?
Humpalot: Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Austin: Excuse me?
Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot!
Austin: And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards isn't it now baby?

by Dick2Ass69 May 17, 2016

ivania

the coolest most awsome est person to ever be borned. she is also very tall and handsome. she rocks butt chimpies

-omg ivania is my hero.
-yeah dude i know

by pft, this was not created by ivania... February 2, 2004

Ivana

Ivana is the type of girl anyone would want to be friends with. Ivana is beautiful. Ivana is also very smart in many different ways. You could ask her anything and she would have an answer. She's also a peoples person. She loves making new acquaintances and loves being the centre of attention. But an Ivana doesn't just let anyone in. You have to have a real connection to Ivana to be her real friend. But if you're her real friend, you can trust her. She wont let you down. She will always be there for you no matter what. She will hype you up and make you laugh in your darkest days.
But an Ivana also needs a listener. An Ivana also has her cons. An Ivana is very competitive, but not in a very good way. She can be a very nasty rival, on the field or outside of it. If you steal her spotlight you will pay for it. An Ivana is also very jealous. But all in all, you should want and have an Ivana in your life. Trust me. I have one.

Person 1:"Omg, who is the new girl in our class, she's such a cool person to be around!"
Person 2:"Oh, that's Ivana. Isn't she great!"

by nikatots246 October 3, 2020

ivanya

Ivanya is the female version of Ivan. She is the most kindest, sweetest, beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is hardworking and kind. She will stand by you when you need it. She is passionate about who and what she loves however she has a short temper so DONT mess with her. She can curse you out like there is no tomorrow. But she has more of a caring side. There are very few Ivanyas in the world. If you meet an Ivanya, you are lucky. Try to keep her in your life. She trusts very few people. One way of saying she loves you is if she tells you her darkest secrets or if she tells you what’s going on in her life. She loves hearing people talk and letting people open up to her

Ivanya is so pretty

by Summer love153250 October 28, 2018

Ivanabitch Vodka

A type of vodka 40% proof which is consumed by mostly tools..who bake brownies whilst drinking this euphoria of sorts.

Meg: yoo i vana...i vana i vana...bitch

Laura: fuck. alright...remember what happened last time
Meg:..times have changed...i could take it.
Laura: well then..COMMENCE THE CEREMONIES...*opens the ivanabitch vodka*

*loud chanting*

shots shot shots shots shasha shotz

by hornytheclown April 25, 2010

Ivana

Ivana, annoying af, love her anyway, weird ass friends, but still her bitch, gorg, steals all your food, be looking hella ugly all the time but in pics she gorg, loud, and hella nosey, make sure people see this so my Ivana could see this

Ivana, love you hoe! Bestie bitch hope you see this!!!

by A hoe online October 14, 2019

Ivankavich

A popular nickname for that Trumpian fashion icon and questionably successful businesswoman who naturally is also a devotee of Putin, like the extended family of oligarch-sniffers she springs from.

Here comes Ivankavich, moving gazelle-like down the red carpet, looking eternally beautiful with never a hair out of place; her confidence is just SO inspiring to young women nowadays!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2022