The gayest dude alive, always unfocused, and can never take a hint, ( leave someone alone/ shut the fuck up), irritating as hell and always so, so, so amazingly doorhandleish (never does anything) always wants someone to be his daddy and he wants to have an enormous cock in his ass hole, and loves to catch dicks in his mouth,

That boy is such an Ivan..

Ivan by Sierra Oliivvew December 28, 2016

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Ivan

Typically a guy with a very good heart and knows how to treat people with respect. He's into Ashley's but one Ashley is specific stole his heart on everything she's perfect 👀. Everyone talks mad shit on her name but she knows they aren't worth her time. Ivan's also have big dicks and have lot's of love, attention, comfort and loyalty for their loved one, just like this guy named Ivan Ortiz, he's a perfect example.

"That guy Ivan is very handsome only shit"

Ivan by Ivan Ortiz C September 17, 2018

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ivan

The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.

Look, that guy is an ivan, run away

ivan by urnotfunnygoat October 4, 2022

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