intruder

1. while making out with a chick, you slide your hands down her pants and put your digits in her vagina.

2. reverse underbite with penetration.

my date was going bad until i gave her the intruder. bitch was loving it, yo.

by nate fingerman July 17, 2006

refucking intarded

When retarded meets insane. Almost.

"What do you mean you didn't bring beer? Are you refucking intarded?"

by tamiyami January 7, 2012

Intranets

(pl.) Intranet: A closed form of the internet common in workplaces and education centres; essentially a LAN with limited access to internet pages stored on a local database.

Intranets useage: Tom couldnt stand his school's intranet - all the beastiality sites were blocked.

by Ash C December 28, 2005

the intruder

A form of "the shocker" but instead of "two in the pink and one int the stink", two in the stink and one in the pink. hence the intruder.

your too drunk to realize you confused the holes hence the intruder.

by styxx marino March 8, 2007

anal intruder

It is when tracy brings the homewrecker to the back door

Anal intruder is when the Poop shoot has a mishap due to an oversize penis

by Mark Stotts July 12, 2006

Pink intruder

Penis

Man in bar to female: Hey, can I slip you my pink intruder?
or
Alien to captured female: Are you ready to feel the heat of the pink intruder, Earthling?

by Anjillwithadevilsmind October 21, 2008

intranet

The lining in your bathing suit that keeps the fish from swimmin in your junk.

Dude, I was swimmin in my bathing suit, and my intranet fell out and now I got a crawdad where the sun don't shine.

by sistaDANk August 3, 2007