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Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.
Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!
by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013
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Instagram

A shit social media site filled with a lot of wannabe Martin Luther King's fighting for shit that doesn't matter.
Instagram is terrible.
by september11th2000-fun October 22, 2020
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Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
by Termy August 3, 2007
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instagram spam

An Instagram spam is a second account created by a person who wants to post whatever they want and as much as they want at any given time. The content usually differs for what they post on their main/first account. Usually, only close friends are allowed to follow these types of accounts.
"Hey, Natasha, did you see my Instagram spam? I posted some ugly selfies of yours on there!"
by octopooo September 30, 2017
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Instagramable

Wait, we have to take another selfie, it's not instagramable enough !
by priciliachang May 6, 2015
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Instagram Pretty

The phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from Instagram filters.
Matthew: Yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

Mark: Ehh. She's ok, well Instagram Pretty.

Luke: So on Facebook, she's a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

John: Yeah bruh!
by Marc Suckerburg August 13, 2012
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Instagram karma

A theory created by girls. If a girl compliments other girls on Instagram enough then she will receive good comments from other girls on her own Instagram posts.
"Catherine just commented 'you're perfect' on Bree's Instagram"

"She just wants Instagram karma for her lame pics"
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