installectual

When a usually derpy person shows inexplicable signs of intelligence or what may seem to be intelligent.

Derpert was just a normal guy with an average IQ... until he discovered the wonders of weed!

Now, Derpert is an installectual in the field of cannabis, earning his PhD in philosophy and living in his parent's basement.

by SorrowfulSinner January 27, 2012

instable

Insane and unstable

Dylan is instable

by c_rain1234 March 27, 2017

Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals

eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!

by SUzyQ May 12, 2014

weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018

Installed

An exclamation following the minimal amount of work required to install an item requiring a non-trivial amount of work to install properly.

May also be used when completing any non-trivial task in a half ass manner.

Kramer places a large air conditioning unit on the sill of an open window and secures it by lowering the window's blind until it rests on the top of the unit. Proud of his work, he exclaims "Installed!"

by David GTD December 16, 2008

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

Instafail

A word protaining to Nazi Zombies in CoD WaW, where someone gets instakill, but still (noobishly) manages to get killed by a large number of zombies while the powerup is still active.

CoD: Instakill!

Player: OMG I still died????

spectator: Dude, you just got an Instafail! you suck.

by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009