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Immaculate Misconception

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.
Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"
by BriggsVan February 19, 2009
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imaculate

Perfecty perfect
Absolute pefection
Did I mention pefect?

Also see Matt~
A Matt
A Matt-like Person, Place, or Thing
by ~Elle~ March 12, 2005
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Immaculate conception high school

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by A Jc Ute 🤙🏿 October 27, 2023
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immaculate conception school

A shitty ass school where the teachers are sensitive assholes. A place where some what poor but some what rich kids go. I reason some of them are salty is because the vice principal and principal makes them want to die.
Ew my parents are going to send me to immaculate conception school

Sucks for you
by Fubxthcdyibxd March 11, 2018
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Immaculate Conception

Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008
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Immaculate Conception

A New Testament doctrine wherein Mary concieved Jesus Christ without having sex.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
For some reason, most Christians believe that since Mary did not have sex with Joseph (or anyone else) then Joseph cannot be Jesus' father. But, the Bible clearly says that Joseph was Jesus' father.

LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."

Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.

Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.

MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
by Joshua Ben Joseph May 13, 2009
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Immaculate Burp

the Burp you get after eating so much tasty food that enables you to eat more food.
Rob: Fuck I'm so full!
*Immaculate Burp*
Rob: MORE TACOS PLEEEASE!
by daiis May 15, 2011
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