Information Masturbation

The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.

Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.

by wobblewarble December 22, 2012

information desk person

A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.

B: A heavily misused emoji.

A: Joey is an information desk person.

B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

by When_ January 6, 2021

Pokemon Inflation

the thing that makes pokemon games cost very much money

James: Why are pokemon games so expensive?
James: Computer, search Pokemon Inflation.

by walfa November 1, 2021

Rating Inflation

Usually used simply as "Inflation", Rating inflation occurs from someone's affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite sex while checking them out and rating them. This is based off of the 1-10 scale. When someone is 'rating inflating' or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite sex above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. Also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.

Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.

Dack: Damn boys, look at that HB(Hot babe). 10, no doubt!
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.

Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:

(x usually rating inflated by y)

Fat chicks by Mexicans

Big asses by Black people

White girls by Black people

White girls by White supremacist

White supremacist's wives by Black people

Asians by White and Black people

Big boobs by men as a general

Elderly by Mexicans

Nice teeth by Asians

Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.

Sorry Oprah, our bad.

by Dragonbgone September 1, 2010

the Information Superhighway

A word used by really hip intellectuals to describe the Internet. See also: the Net, World Wide Web.

I'm not sure what the definition of outdated is. Let's look for it on the Information Superhighway!

by TheRabidRhino December 22, 2003

Ninja Inflation

Hidden inflation, such as when a restauant serves smaller portions, instead of raising its prices. Since the reamains the same, it's not easily seen by the untrained eye; it's hidden like a Ninja. But the inflation is surely there!

Friend A: "Heyyyy, wait a minute...didn't this dinner entre used to always come with 3 pork chops? I've only been getting 2 now for a while...but at the same price as before..."

Friend B: "Yeah, man...that is called NINJA INFLATION!!!"

by ConManipulation January 24, 2014