by DCTrucker March 25, 2024

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!
"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"
by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003

A party or event you aren't particularly pleased about hosting. Usually work related, but could filter down to family- or roommate-based gatherings.
Coffee is ready in the board room, mugs and donuts are all lined up, and I can smell the investment bankers and lawyers on their way to finalize the merger. When do the infestivities officially begin?
by The Evil Steve September 23, 2016

When you take someone's harry ass, vagina, or penis and rub your face all around there crab infested pubes.
by Mikey Mozzarella March 18, 2011
