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viral infection

A Doctors term which translates to "we don't know what the fuck you've got. Go home and rest and hopefully it will go away by itself"!!
Hmmm Yes, Yes, You have a viral infection. Antibiotics won't help. Just go home and rest and take plenty of fluids.
by Nolly76 July 21, 2014
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Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.
"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"
by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007
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yeast infection

1.A thing that happens to a woman or girl`s vagina or a man`s testes.

I got a yeast infection when I was 4 years old and I had to go to the hospital.(Girls` interpretation)
I got a yeast infection. Damn that bitch gave me that.(Man's interpretation)
vagina, pussy,balls,sex,testes,yeast infection
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Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.
"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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Beast infection

beast infection comes from The commonly used term beast meaning that one looks tough, ripped, cut, has an intimidating presence,or that they are really good at something. Saying that someone has a beast infection is a slang or funny way to call some one or some thing a beast.
hat team must have a beast infection they win the championship every year.

dayum that dude has a severe beast infection
by hahhhhahha November 1, 2009
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lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung
My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.
by Davesjuly January 31, 2014
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science infection

To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
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