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east infection

Phenomenon common in diversified cities where Caucasian, African-American, or any race other than the Asians become obsessively interested in Eastern asian cultures (e.g. Chinese, Japanese, Korean)
The expression of such interest is most commonly expressed as having an Asian partner (girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse), being obsessed with anime and cosplay, as well as other popular Asian medias (Kpop, Jrock, Dramas and so forth.)
Also linked with the term Yellow Fever.
Known for its parody effect for its similarity with the common vaginal skin infection: yeast infection.
Alice was so in to the popular Asian cultures, she drowns herself in anime, cosplay and even her boyfriend was asian. She obviously has the case of an east infection.

Whenever David saw a Caucasian male with an Asian female, he would say, "That guy definitely has an East infection."
by poophuman August 2, 2011
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Yeti infection

A yeti infection is a sexually transmitted disease that can only be spread in a very cold climate. It is most common in the northeastern United States. Symptoms included a rash, yellow pus, and other uncomfortable issues
Ever since Julia went night skiing she has had a terrible yeti infection.
by Trains to truth February 21, 2013
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urinary text infection

when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
by oldsport December 17, 2014
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yellow finger infection

A case of paronychia an infection of the tissue folds around the nails. Usually the adjacent tissue is painful, red, and swollen. There may be pus which is usually yellow hence the name.
The yellow finger infection is often painful and disgusting to deal with.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017
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infected snatch

meaning when a womens vagina is infected with some sort of STD or STI
Tommy ate out sally's infected snatch.
by simple man with simple needs October 30, 2008
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stapp infection

A horrible disease that is a result of listening to Scott Stapp sing. The disease renders victims def and on occasion causes bleeding from one's ears.
"I can't hear you. I listened to Creed and got a Stapp Infection."
by CryOfAchilles January 21, 2015
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Yeast-Infected Whore

1) A woman with a chronic yeast infection.
2) A person (usually but not always) a woman that is completely incompetent.
3) A derogatory term used to address a woman (or anyone) who is acting like a total bitch.
1) "I wish I could cure my yeast-infection."

2) "Learn howta' drive, you yeast-infected whore!"

3) "I can't believe my teacher accused me of cheating! That yeast-infected whore!"
by PhantomTechnician February 4, 2014
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