Aero-Insomnia

The condition of not being able to fall asleep on airplanes, or at least finding it extremely difficult.

My friend has been experiencing aero-insomnia during most of his trips to Latin America

by stewie_28 May 30, 2020

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.

Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.

by babyhuey121794 September 24, 2013

Facebook insomnia

A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.

David: Jesus Christ! Becky, you look like shit.
Becky: Yeah I had a killer case of Facebook insomnia, didn't get to bed til 6 AM
David: Get a life, Becky.

by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010

Airplane Insomnia

A god-awful condition that absolutely prevents a person from sleeping on an airplane. This is usually caused by crappy, itchy seats, obnoxious seating neighbors who think their needs are more important than yours and their spoiled kids, bathroom lines, close proximity to a bathroom, not enough bathrooms in the plane, first class bathroom off-limits to you when there aren't enough bathrooms on the plane, charging actual money for year-old meals on the plane, and making you pay actual money every time you visit the bathroom, making airlines one of the first industries to put the price on a bowel movement.

Ralph sat a row away from the economy class bathroom, thinking about the empty first-class bathroom he'd been physically barred from nearly an hour ago. He'd had to take a shit for nearly an hour now, and the business class bathroom had been occupied non-stop for the entire flight. He decided to sleep, and just when he was about to dream, the fat spoiled brat behind him kicked the seat squeeling because his seat reclined upon his decorated seating space. Ralph realized he had airplane insomnia.

by Nonolith July 13, 2012

Insomnia Princess

Female gamer and professional game writer.

Insomnia Princess pwned me in TF2.

by Teh Cheez June 16, 2009

book insomnia

When a book is so good you can't fall asleep because you'd have to stop reading.

"Man, you look tired."

"Yeah, I didn't sleep last night, I had book insomnia."

by Wht2Read March 01, 2020

Blurry Insomnia

Blurry Insomnia is a guy who doesn't t have a life and spends his whole days looking at memes and screaming for the gods to have mercy upon him because he has anxiety and fear of socialising.

Guy1: "Have you seen the new meme Blurry Insomnia just posted?"
Guy2 : "Yeah its so good, shame he doesn't want to have a social life and friends"

by Wheezy July 20, 2018