Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
by mitch00uk April 4, 2015
Get the wanking closetmug. Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.
by taphi1234 July 24, 2011
Get the closet musicianmug. Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.
Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.
by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017
Get the Closet Cheatingmug. Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently
by Jon Doe4567325 February 14, 2021
Get the Closet racistmug. A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.
by closettime12345 August 22, 2009
Get the Vocal Closetmug. A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015
Get the Closet Cuckoldmug. by PigIA September 1, 2020
Get the Goodie closetmug.