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Try that in a small town

To ask someone to have anal sex with you. Particularly if you are a southern or conservative straight acting male.
Hey Matt you should try that in a small town.
by 3%destroyer July 24, 2023
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Try that in a small town

The EXACT lpgic used in inner city gang conflict... And prison...
Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"

Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "

Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town
by Scrotchular January 30, 2023
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hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled
person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.
by anonymous June 4, 2024
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Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012
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Chalfont is a suburb outside of philly

BUT

there is also a Chalfont in northeast philly.Chalfont is right near Parkwood,Morrel, & right next to Franklin Mills Mall.Its the craziest neighborhood ever.no one fucks with us.if u make fun of our neighborhood u will def get rocked.everyone drinks & smokes at the cap than we go to steak & hoe (steak and hoagie works) and eat when were all fucked up.
Chalfontthe neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it

also known as cfont,the font,theres more
by cfont June 3, 2007
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going to town with one in the brown

"Wanna come out Dave?" "I can't Bob i'm busy going to town with one in the brown on Jess"
by Dan the man with a big wang November 30, 2013
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