chair

Wait... you dont know what a chair is?!

*john*imma sit in that chair over there*
*dave*"whats a chair?"
*john*"we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

Chair

A piece of furniture that one sits down on, often to relax themselves.

Person 1: I’m going to sit in this chair.
Person 2: Okay.

by Scarquess November 1, 2022

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;3 a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;4 a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.5

Thats a nice chair

by NotElo March 11, 2022

Chair

Pale

Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously

by HaremFucker420 June 19, 2021

Chair

Sit on it

Charlie: sit on the chair while i get you tea

by Mncbvsdkjgfhuiesudzjbdegr May 18, 2021

The chair

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?

by ganban May 27, 2005