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Now I'm gay 

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

I'm not gay seat 

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
I'm not gay seat by Grethe January 19, 2007

"i'm not gay" urinal 

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.
I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.
"i'm not gay" urinal by Jake Herman February 14, 2007

i'm not gay urinal 

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.
"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."

I'm not gay seat 

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.