The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.
Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.
Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!
Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!
Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010
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When Casale goes down on Hart with his sleeping mask Hart doesn't have to worry about giving Casale an Icelandic Icepick because the nose mask will catch the Jizz.
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the term used to describe only those people that are of the whitest complexion, and who most commonly belong to a wolf pack.
Woah, look at Mari and Vlad they are so awesome and white, they must be Icelandic.
Mari- Maoww
Vlad- Owwwww
Mari- Maooowww Maaooww
Vlad- hey shes a nice lady.!
Mari- Maoww
Vlad- Owwwww
Mari- Maooowww Maaooww
Vlad- hey shes a nice lady.!
by EL COCO The Destroyer December 16, 2010
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Get the Icelandic mug.People from the country of Iceland. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered European or not because I don't know.
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Get the Icelandic mug.I've been reading peoples definitions about how a lot of people who claim to be Icelandic hate Norwegians and I find it all crazy because I'm Norwegian and Icelandic and I love both countries.
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Get the Iceland mug.The surgery performed by degenerate Icelandic hedonists to connect the anal and vaginal passages for sexual purposes.
"She had these awesome tribal tattoos starting on her inner thighs"
"...and out her vagina?"
"Twice."
"...and out her ass?"
"Yep."
"Oh, so she had an Iceland Bypass."
"...and out her vagina?"
"Twice."
"...and out her ass?"
"Yep."
"Oh, so she had an Iceland Bypass."
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