IPATMATPFWSS

I pledge allegiance to Max and the power for which she stands

B: IPATMATPFWSS.
A: What?
B: I pledge allegiance to Max and the power for which she stands.

by Sopance August 9, 2023

iPad

A general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be terrible.

'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad'

'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'

'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'

by jc_Sed8d March 1, 2010

Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.

This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!

by The other hand I have been in May 16, 2017

ipad mom

An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.

that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..

by bitter teenager February 15, 2021

tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

iPad Nano

A smaller version of the new Apple iPad.
Formerly known as iPod Touch.

Chris: "Hey man, can I see your iPod Touch for a sec?"
Jeff: "Dude, this is an iPad Nano. And, no, you can't!"

by Poppa Monkey February 2, 2010

ipants

Is a product that apple has yet to create. It will come in handy to charge your ipod or iphone while you are walking.

I wish I had a pair of ipants so I can charge my iphone.

by futuramaking12 March 13, 2008