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Intervene

The action performed by someone who is “Built Different”, and has been forced into taking charge of the situation. Takes place most commonly during a crisis.
Guy#1: “Dude, NASA just said that a huge solar flare is gonna wipe out the Earth’s atmosphere! What the fuck are we gonna do?!”

Mark Whalberg: “Guess I gotta get involved.”

Guy#1: “What? What can you do to stop it?”

Mark Whalberg: “Intervene.”
by ¥—¥ June 27, 2020
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Internews

(Noun) A term abbreviating the terms Internet and News. A fusion of two technologies that documents the switch from paper and broadcast mediums over the power of the Internet. Some state the media bias of the MSM and present as the answer; Internews. However, Internews presents another problem, there are no editorial controls so while you get a broader range of opinions, it is difficult to confirm the accuracy of a good portion of what you read.
I am going to sit down with some coffee and read the Internews.
by HvyHitter May 12, 2008
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divine intervention

When a miracle happens. When the hand of God reaches down and saves someone from a life threatening or dangerous situation.
When someone is placed in the right place at the right time to be a catalyst for someone in need, when the person in need may have been in angst about how they would get through a certain situation.
It has nothing to do with sports.
When I was sick, and didn't know how I was going to get by, or eat- get medicine, and someone was anonymously inspired to slip assistance under my door, or bring me food or take me to a doctor.

Missing any form of transportation you were supposed to be on, and discovering it was in a terrible accident, or driving a different way to work/school, or where ever you were to go and missing a major accident.
Those who were running late or stopped to do something else, or were scheduled to be out of the office on 9/11- any scenario when a life or injury was spared because of out of the norm circumstances. To me these are more plausible examples of divine intervention.
by akak8ty July 30, 2006
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Sex Intervention

When a group of friends gather around to teach one friend everything there is to know about sex and sexual related things (i.e. positions).
We're gathering up with James for a sex intervention this weekend.
by Sk8erGirl14 January 16, 2009
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intervision

"Television" watched via the internet e.g. YouTube, Hulu, Myspace Video etc.
"You need to get off the computer, that intervision will rot your mind!"
by Kurt 8 Keiner November 10, 2009
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intervention

1. An attempt often by a group of people (typically family and friends) to have someone get professional help or counseling with an addiction. The word intervention is used when a traumatic event involves addiction to drugs, alcohol or other substances.

2. The title of a television show on A&E. You can watch people struggle with their addictions. At the end of the show, the addict is surprised with an intervention by family and friends.
1. Ken: Where you headed to man?

Anthony: I gotta go home. My Mom and Dad finally decided to have an intervention for my sister and her sex addiction.

Ken: Damn! I better call your sister and wake her ass up outta my bed.

2. Shannon: Hey girl!

Linda: What's up girl!

Shannon: What you doing?

Linda: Watching "Intervention".

Shannon: Again?!

Linda: Hell yeah! This alcoholic-chick is drinkin' mouthwash like kool-aid!
by hmbell2002 January 27, 2009
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interjew

Ben Reiss went to a interjew yesterday, because he is jewish.
by Tom Brooks March 11, 2007
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