A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
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A) A fail insult occurs when a person ridicules(making fun of) someone's race , religion, beliefs , culture, etc. Real insults are when a person says something about another person's statement that lacks proof and evidence.
B) Not only that ,but saying swears like faggot/fag is a poor insult to anyone who is not homosexual and that the person has no evidence that he or she is actually homosexual.
B) Not only that ,but saying swears like faggot/fag is a poor insult to anyone who is not homosexual and that the person has no evidence that he or she is actually homosexual.
Example A)
Brett: OMG asia sukz balls man!!11 buddism is sooo crappy lolololol fuck you asiann !11
Peter: You are completely racist and very stupid. Your poor grammar does not make any sense. Why/How does Asia and Buddism suck? Give a reason, failfag. Not to mention that is a fail insult.
Example B)
Dylan: uhhh ...ur a feggit. feg fag feggit! black people suk balls!
Tony: Is that all you call me? Just fag and faggot? Wow! The real faggot is the one who says it. You have no evidence that I am homosexual and I actually have a girlfriend. You are racist. You are going die alone since you no friends if you continue to be like this. Leave with your fail insults , you fatass.
Brett: OMG asia sukz balls man!!11 buddism is sooo crappy lolololol fuck you asiann !11
Peter: You are completely racist and very stupid. Your poor grammar does not make any sense. Why/How does Asia and Buddism suck? Give a reason, failfag. Not to mention that is a fail insult.
Example B)
Dylan: uhhh ...ur a feggit. feg fag feggit! black people suk balls!
Tony: Is that all you call me? Just fag and faggot? Wow! The real faggot is the one who says it. You have no evidence that I am homosexual and I actually have a girlfriend. You are racist. You are going die alone since you no friends if you continue to be like this. Leave with your fail insults , you fatass.
by Saanzan May 31, 2010
Get the Fail Insult mug.A personal insult is a negative remark made about a person, usually made in a demeaning tone of voice, or when written, the remark is made using what are generally considered to be negative words, and the remark is personal in that it is directed at a person's character, personality, or individual traits, and it is meant to invalidate that person's feelings or opinions, and/or to make that person feel bad about themselves. The person's feelings or opinions are not disputed with logic or knowledge or facts. Rather, the person making the insult believes that by finding fault with your character, personality, or other individual traits, that they are then justified in dismissing your feelings and your opinions. In making the negative remark, they believe that they are effectively invalidating your right to express yourself, and/or they are purposely attacking your feeling of self-worth.
A non personal insult - "I don't like that dress that you are wearing."
A personal insult - "Wow. That awful dress that you are wearing - what bad taste you have!"
A non personal insult - "Well, you are entitled to your opinion, even though it is wrong!"
A personal insult - "Your opinion is not only wrong, but you are obviously a stupid moron who is too dumb to have an informed opinion, and so you should just shut up!"
A personal insult - "Wow. That awful dress that you are wearing - what bad taste you have!"
A non personal insult - "Well, you are entitled to your opinion, even though it is wrong!"
A personal insult - "Your opinion is not only wrong, but you are obviously a stupid moron who is too dumb to have an informed opinion, and so you should just shut up!"
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Beth, jokingly insulting her girl friend: "Well, Lauren, you have a small vagina!"
Lauren: "Why thank you, Beth."
The Beth Insult actually made Lauren feel better about herself.
Beth, jokingly insulting her girl friend: "Well, Lauren, you have a small vagina!"
Lauren: "Why thank you, Beth."
The Beth Insult actually made Lauren feel better about herself.
by Ginger59 December 5, 2007
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person1: haha your fat.
person2: *stares*
person1: why the fuck do you always stare at me when i call you fat you fucking fat cunt.
person2: haha my stare insult worked.
person2: *stares*
person1: why the fuck do you always stare at me when i call you fat you fucking fat cunt.
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by ginger baz November 11, 2006
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