married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

Bet Iguar

Bet Iguar is essentially the meaning of life, and maybe even more than that. It is commonly praised in every single religion that exists, and even ones that don't exist. Bet Iguar is what we, as a society, strive to be. Once we reach Bet Iguar status, life is complete.

"Bet Iguar"
"Thank you, I adore the Bet Iguar life style."
"Doesn't everyone?"
"They better."

by lesbianzrule December 8, 2020

spicy iguana

The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎

“That’s my spicy iguana”

by Spicy iguana <3 June 5, 2022

Mary the Iguana

Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.

Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.

Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.

A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!

by Dr-Lekter December 13, 2008

gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi April 21, 2018

Andre Iguodala

The greatest player of all time in the NBA would theoretically save the earth from martians.

"That guy Andre Iguodala is clutch"
"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"

by I want Iguodala May 5, 2021

IGUN

A goth-themed night at Sky Bar in bowling green, OH. IGUN stands for "Industrial Goth Underground Night". It used to be really awesome and a good place to meet fellow goths, but now it's an ego-run drama dive that's unofficially ruled by The Gothfather.

"I went to Uptown because people were tryin' to start shit at IGUN"

by Boringgreen February 18, 2009