Icy Mike

pissing in a condom, freezong and fucking, well, anything with it

lance just gave virginia the ol' icy mike

by bo lojob April 23, 2003

Icy Mascara

An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.

Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?

Rick: Nah, Why?

Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot

Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.

by xlbloodshedlx May 10, 2009

icy dragon

When a guy is getting head from a girl, he gets her to keep ths jizz in her mouth. Then, he (gently) clamps his hand over her mouth and whispers in her ear, "Sorry for the herpes." If successful, she will have a gag reflex and the jizz will shoot out her nose. That's the icy dragon. Supposedly it feels really messed-up.

I gave that girl the best icy dragon ever, but she is still really pissed (she says she can still smell it).

by ithasspoken January 4, 2005

Icy Decker

The act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don't know the appropriate way to do so.

#1 The maid didn't leave a mint on my pillow last night, so I showed them. I gave them an icy decker!

#2 You sick fuck

#1 Guilty!

by Mark Scott 69 October 18, 2008

Icy White

Prison slang for an iced honey bun.

I’m going to the canteen to get an icy white.

by Niggling gobbler March 12, 2020

icy cavern

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out, leaving a big gaping hole (porn style, baby!) that you spray with an upside-down compressed air can, causing the anal region to be coated with a thin, icy layer and a few stalactites.

Dude - I tried to give your girlfriend an icy cavern last night, but all that came out was a puff of air.

by joeblow2006 September 17, 2013

Icy Eskimo

This is the act of inserting ice cubes into the ass of a man or women. Then having sex with this ass until it melts. Putting a bowl underneath it so when its melted you can drink the bowl.

Maddox: Damn! I just icy eskimo’d Eva last night!
Bradley: Cool bro! Wanna show me tonight

by Strikle March 17, 2019