Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
by Sephirion/Taeron November 14, 2010
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Also the words i will never ever get tired of saying to Riley. You make my life worth living, even when everything else is shit. I want you forever.
Also the words i will never ever get tired of saying to Riley. You make my life worth living, even when everything else is shit. I want you forever.
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what is it, what wrong my dear?
what is it, what wrong my dear?
K: you know nothing about me, you've known me only three weeks
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you
I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you
I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone
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'I'm 8 years old and I truly am in love with my boyfriend, even though we will break up in about an hour. Jimmy I love you '
Next day - I hate you your mean.
Next day - I love you so much Alex we will be together forever.
Next day - I hate you your mean.
Next day - I love you so much Alex we will be together forever.
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i love you is a phrase that i used to think was overused, before i found someone to say it to and truly mean it.
now i don’t think i can use it enough.
love is something i knew already. love was familiar, but in a different way. you taught me that love should be mutual, given but also received. you taught me that love isn’t always butterflies, but comfort and safety with your person. love is wanting to write a paragraph every night. love is always putting the “i” in front when you say i love you. love is constantly longing for just one more kiss, one more hug, one more touch of a hand. love is staying up longer than you ever used to just so you can talk. love is seeing beauty in every part of you that you consider a flaw. love is wanting to kiss all of your scars, and assure you that you are perfect. love is sticking around when it gets hard, and communicating when it’s difficult. most importantly, love is something i know differently because of you.
i love you is a phrase that i used to think was overused, before i found someone to say it to and truly mean it.
now i don’t think i can use it enough.
love is something i knew already. love was familiar, but in a different way. you taught me that love should be mutual, given but also received. you taught me that love isn’t always butterflies, but comfort and safety with your person. love is wanting to write a paragraph every night. love is always putting the “i” in front when you say i love you. love is constantly longing for just one more kiss, one more hug, one more touch of a hand. love is staying up longer than you ever used to just so you can talk. love is seeing beauty in every part of you that you consider a flaw. love is wanting to kiss all of your scars, and assure you that you are perfect. love is sticking around when it gets hard, and communicating when it’s difficult. most importantly, love is something i know differently because of you.
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