hyperdating

Dating many different people over a short period of time.
Dating at Hyperspeed.

1st Man: OMG! I'm still single.I want to find my partner in life soon. Valentine's Day is coming!.

2nd Man: Dude! you should try hyperdating that happens before Valentine's Day comes.

1st Man: throws a hinky to the 2nd Man and then do a sigh.

by joharra October 28, 2009

hypermart

A brilliant corner shop in the uk

“Yo bro I wanna go hypermart”

by Bossman chip shop July 7, 2022

hyperdatify

"Hyperdatify" — to rapidly transform something into a high-volume, advanced data format or digital state.

Tech context: "The new AI system can hyperdatify entire libraries in seconds, turning every book into a fully searchable digital archive."

Sci-fi vibe: "Captain, we need to hyperdatify the alien language matrix before we can translate their distress call!"

Casual futuristic: "I had to hyperdatify all my old photos to fit them into the new holographic album."

Business setting: "Our startup’s goal is to hyperdatify outdated medical records, making them instantly accessible worldwide."

by Raven_Scorpion17 March 12, 2025

hyperastrist

An Internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.

Compare hemiastrist.

Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)

"I don't think this hyperastrist realizes that 'OMGZ BEST MOVIE EVER!!!1' fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film."

by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008

hyperbapticostalism

practicing the baptist religion with the zeal and influence of the Holy Spirit

Sister Smith is sure clapping and waving her hands alot to that song, she's got that hyperbapticostalism!

by apljak April 23, 2010

hyperdrink

a noun for that last drink you need to drink you to a complete new world

That tequila shot was her hyperdrink. Couldn't spot her after that!

by kinnism March 5, 2014

Hyperbirth

When a being has given an excessive amount of births during it's lifetime that their bodies evolve to be able to instantly give birth to an offspring.

Dude, did you read the new chapter of the sonic fanfic? Tails was finally able to perform a Hyperbirth to a sonic offspring and they were able to defeat Shadow.

by Ahhyup December 11, 2020