Hygienate

The act of committing hygiene

I hygienate every morning.
She told me to hygienate, but I didn't.

by hygienator September 27, 2021

hygineze

To be clean reaching the Italian standard of clean.

You need to hygineze yourself before you come into the tent.

by Razrbot December 19, 2021

horny hygeine

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower

Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine

by KPG123 April 8, 2016

dental hygienistry

Dental hygiene profession for first time home buyers that like fancy words.

She was a Professor of dental hygienistry.

by Sheananigans April 15, 2021

dental hygienist

that hot chick you visit twice a year to shove instruments in your mouth and give you a free toothbrush. she knows damn well you don't "floss twice a day".

my dental hygienist says I definitely don't floss every day...how does she know?!

by Crystiene B. November 17, 2022

anal hygienist

An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections

Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?

by Jack Waxman April 11, 2024

Dental hygienist

Å primary dental healthcare provider who cleans your teeth. Dental Hygienists first earn a degree, which takes 4 years. The first 2 years of college classes are the same pre-reqs as nurses; the 2nd 2 years are dental. After graduating, they must take a national written board exam, a regional practical board exam, and sometimes a state board exam, in addition to a state jurisprudence exam.
We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!

Patient: Bruh, my dental hygienist is always nagging me to floss more. It’s so annoying!
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…

by SuperRDH October 6, 2025