Fire hydrant

The act of a man or boy of having a boner

a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.

by Brosephine kasberger January 24, 2017

Fire hydrant

Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects

They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.

Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.

by ylecyod March 27, 2010

Fire hydrant

When a man releases a massive amount of cum on a woman’s body making their dick like a broken fire hydrant when they cumshot a woman

I was fucking yo bitch last night and gave her the good old fire hydrant

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

Brazilian Fire Hydrant

When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.

My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.

by southernkrusade April 12, 2010

Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

Fire Hydrant Vagina

PROJECTILE SPEWING VAGINA WHEN CUMMING

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016