Human

1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.

2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.

1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.

2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.

by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014

Human Resources

If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."

when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!

by earpuller December 2, 2010

Huening Kai

Huening Kai is the cutest ray of sunshine in the entire world ^w^ He is the maknae (youngest member) of the K-Pop group TXT (Tomorrow X Together)

- His full name is Kai Kamal Huening.
- He was born on 14th August 2002.
- He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii.
- He is Korean American.
- He is 182cm tall.
- He likes plushies and Molang.
- Fans say he resembles a penguin.
- He can speak English, Portugese, Japanese, Chinese, and Korean (we stan a smart king omg)
- He is literal perfection.

Huening Kai is so cute! He is my bias, I love him so much <3

by ~Ningdungie September 20, 2020

hemenway

Verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.

Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.

Worker (walking down hallway): Good morning, boss. How are you?

Boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him silently)

Worker: Damn, I just got hemenway'd!

by Bobby Oso April 17, 2009

Huien

An asian name for young women who are usually pretty, but yet, crazy at times :) awesome, and lovable too.

Huien is so pretty.

by Vberation February 27, 2011

Human Verification

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

human resources bitch

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.

(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"

by TenHands March 2, 2011