Hubby Boy

An adult male who has completely adopted the feminist ideology of his mother-wife as his own. He believes he is superior to other un-feminized men because he has transcended his "toxic masculinity". A HubbyBoy is Identifiable by his use of the word "misogynist" in a non-joking context, as well as frequent references to the importance of his mother wife's career, including bragging about how much higher her salary is than his. A HubbyBoy proudly hyphenates his last name after marriage as a display of reverence and equality. In advanced cases, the family’s children are given the mother’s maiden name. This serves the dual purpose in his demonstrating fealty to her, as well as accounting for the high likelihood that some or all his children are not his genetic progeny. Forever a student of his mother wife’s tutelage and guidance, he makes sure he “asks the boss” before making plans or buying anything. The HubbyBoy knows the sacrifices he has made for his mother wife make him a more refined and gentlemanly "real man.” He leaps at every opportunity to hold or carry her purse.

Synonyms:
beta, white-knight beta male, cuckold, cuckboy, purse carrier, mangina

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HB: "I heard Southwest Airlines pilots are real douchebags"
Steve: "Really? That’s weird. I heard they were the chillest guys ever."
HB: "No. They're raging misogynists."
Steve: "Wow, you sound like a hubby boy."

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"Did you hear Brady quit his job to stay home with the kids so his
wife can write a book on feminine dominance theory during her sabbatical?"
"He's become such a hubby boy."

by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 17, 2022

habbo

A pixel art game where many prepubecent children hang out to find a new eGirlfriend/eBoyfriend.

Habbo is raided by nigras who close the pool becuase it has AIDS. AIDS was added to the swear filter as the many people who raided it said it, many, many times.

1)Habbo's pool is closed due to AIDS
2)Where's our afro duck nigra?!

by Elite-chan July 28, 2006

Hubbling

When you're checking out a bitch that is so out of this world that you need a telescope.

"You know that chick in bio class?"
"The one with the crazy ass?"
"Yeah, I was mad hubbling that the whole class period"

by Hubbles October 4, 2012

Hubby wubby

Your lover,best friend or someone you are planning on marrying

I will spend the the rest of my life with my hubby wubby

by New Orleans bound September 23, 2018

l.ron hubbard

The greatest scam artist who ever lived.he knows to fuck people out of they'er money so elaborately, if your actually stupid enough to fall for his sorry excuse for a religion "scientology" you need to wake up and look how stupid it is.
hes was a science fiction wrighter! who says "these are the wright way to cure drug addictions through hippnotising i mean aduiting".the truth is all his littile claims to be the right way can be simply and rationly explained whithout much thought.

dude1:to me l.ron hubbard is a prophet

dude2: to me hes bullshit scam artist

dude1:we are going to sue you!!!

dude2:yea proves my point exactly you scaming communist morons.....

by anti-antiman22 January 2, 2010

hubbun

a husband that has no limbs, and is made up of all nubs.

when does your hubbun get back from the war?

by Mrs. Hubbun June 10, 2009

Habbo Hotel

A highly addicting virtual chatroom. Took me 2 years to finally quit but thankfully I never spent a penny on it.
Habbo Hotel was actually fun back in '02-04 when all the exploits weren't patched... now Habbo has it's safety BS crammed up the ass.
It just plain sucks now. If you're not 'hott' or have lots of 'furni', you probably won't make very many friends on there.

If you've never been on Habbo Hotel, consider yourself lucky and stay far away from it. If you must however, don't pay! Whatever you do, do NOT support them!

by Bobby DeNiro January 13, 2008