super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...
"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"
"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"
man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.
girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me
girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me
by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010
Get the hefty bag mug.To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.
--- XoXo have fun.
by Derek P. May 8, 2008
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by Airsoft God May 29, 2007
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Get the Olav hefte mug.Hefty the deeg (also known as Hefty the dog or Rover if you want to get technical!, and is the head of the religion known as DEEGISM! in this belief the only thing you need to do is feed the dog known only as hefty!) hefty is the absolute 0 of weight. it cannot be surpassed. and will always have a bigger weight than any other dog. he is a fat deeg. so deal with it!
wanna go to church?
no thx! im a deegist!
what is deegism?
its where you praise hefty the deeg
ohh really? can i be a deegist?
Rover is quite hefty eh?
he be quite a hefty deeg
the dog is pretty fat
no thx! im a deegist!
what is deegism?
its where you praise hefty the deeg
ohh really? can i be a deegist?
Rover is quite hefty eh?
he be quite a hefty deeg
the dog is pretty fat
by Per Møller Sørensen November 26, 2007
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by shoeboy1972 January 6, 2020
Get the Hefted mug.A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.
by Mr. Pancake December 25, 2008
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