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Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.
by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016
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HOTNESS

The categorization of the level of appeal that a person can have. It can be divided in 5 levels:
- Level 1: poor hotness
- Level 2: regular hotness
- Level 3: medium-high hotness
- Level 5: Major concentration of hotness
- Level 6: Hot-as-hell-fire hotness

The subjects in level 6 are the definitive proof that the rest of us are poorly made by our mothers (or God in another case scenario).
Giselle Bundchen has a level-6-hot-as-hell-fire-with-thunders-and-earthquakes-hotness!!!
by LEINERGROOVE September 30, 2004
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Hotness

Another name for a girl called Sophia that’s so pretty
1: Did you end up getting the job

Sophia: yeah!! It’s nice working alone nobody to distract me

1- haha good stuff, hotness
by Tahraqa June 26, 2020
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hotness

noun, often preceded by "the"

an event, situation, or circumstance that is so unexpected and out of the ordinary that it causes a problem or otherwise uncomfortable environment for which no solution or recourse is readily available or obvious

an event, situation, or circumstance brought about by or made worse by incomprehensible ineptitude
I was hoping for a quiet vacation with my girlfriend, but the hotness found me when I ran into both my wives and my parole officer there.

It was bad enough when the university's e-mail server went down, but they really brought the hotness when the e-mailed everyone telling them that fact.
by nopain00 March 2, 2005
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Hotness Scale

An elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman's attractiveness. The scale is comprised of 3 numbers.

1. The female's hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.)
2. Either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable.
3. This number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. This number is the blood alcohol content required to bump the lady up to a 1 on number two.
(Female passes by....)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale."
"Dude, really? For me, she's a 5.2 over 1."
"Nah, I'd have to be pretty bombed to mess with that."
by Tahm July 27, 2008
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Hotness

Hotness = Merith from WoKF. :P

(Sexual attractivness to a certain individual, usually someone with a good looking face and body)
Sarry: Merith, damn you're hot.

or

Your hotness amazes me.
by Merith October 16, 2008
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Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
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