America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.

I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.

by Brymlee November 14, 2012

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D August 9, 2008

hooked

1. preferring someone or something

2. addicted to a drug

One bite of this fudge and you'll be hooked.

by Light Joker November 24, 2006

playing hookie

Faking being sick to get out of school or work.

I wanted to spend today having sex with my girlfriend so I ended up playing hookie from work.

by Sk8erMush May 13, 2016

Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.

Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.

by ripplewalk October 26, 2011

Smelly Pirate Hooker

They live on Whore Island.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

hooker hot

A girl that is attractive, but in a slutty kind of way. A low level porn star, great body, okay face, someone that you would definitely sleep with, but probably wouldn't want to introduce to your mother.

Man, look at that chick's tits! She is hooker hot!

by Jwblack6 July 23, 2007