what the hoof

abbreviated to WTH, which is a derivation from WTF (what the fnck) which came into being when it was discovered that Kate from Kate's Playground has one foot and one cloven hoof.

Used in much the same way as WTF, but more specifically when you see something weird/unexpected.

Guy1: Kate from Kate's Playground is hawt
Guy2: Look at this picture of her foot
Guy1: WHAT THE HOOF?
All: keekles

by HG January 27, 2005

puss on the hoof

refers to females desired for sex that are on foot

There is some puss on the hoof over on Second St.

by McGspot January 21, 2017

burn hoof

When you go so fast you make the other team shit there pants

When your muckin barn down in the corner you just gotta BURN HOOF and put some nuggies in his huggies

by hoof boys December 14, 2018

elk hoof

the man's version of the "camel toe"

elk hoof, two o'clock

by briana chillycat June 30, 2008

hoof stomping

Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.

"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."

"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."

by GatorGirl22 March 30, 2009

Hoof Head

Someone who looks like a barnyard animal or has some sort of animal like quality.

Look at you hoof hand, Hoof Head!!

by UsaOk :-) April 5, 2009

horse's hoof

Cockney rhyming slang: a poof; a homosexual.

The barman's a horse's hoof!

by David Taylor February 11, 2004