Joey Hobby

Nickname for Joe Biden commonly used by both communists and socialists to express disdain for his inability to make a firm decision.

Oh that dang Joey Hobby being all wishy washy again with his “support” of roe v wade.

Joey Hobby didn’t support da gay marriage only till it got Obama re-elected!

Joey Hobby is the reason why we have studeee loan debt!!

by THEGstring May 18, 2022

Hobby Craft

The deceptive term of leaving early to carry out sexual intercourse

We're sorry we have to leave, but we've got to go Hobby Craft.

I'm sorry I've got to leave, but I've got to go Hobby Craft

by The British Fox 🦊 June 24, 2022

Hooba Dooba

A term commonly used to describe a manga known as “ Bijutsubu Girl” or Art Club Girl.

*new chapter of Bijutsubu Girl comes out*
Comment: Hooba Dooba

by ProfessionalBozo March 20, 2023

a girl's hobby

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure

girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby

by nohano February 22, 2022

hobby phone

To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.

Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.

by sfbbm123 June 28, 2008

Get A Hobby

An insult coined by Bethenny Frankel of The Real Housewives of New York City. It's a more fashionable and modern way to say "get a life", "mind your own business", or "you're a budinsky."

Maggie Gallagher of the National Organization of Marriage likes to stick her nose in other people's private relationships.
"Maggie, you really need to get a hobby," said Christopher.

by schoolboy21 August 11, 2010

Hooba-stank

Hooba-stank is a dirty, stinky, sweaty vagina.

That bitch needs to shower, she has hooba-stank!

by Philomena February 27, 2006