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Jasmine Hanson

Someone who loves to shoot people with rubberband guns, drive around to nowhere, send pictures of half naked soccer stars, buy ice-cream and date dumb boys. :D

May or may not get angry if you tell a lie.

Will definitely love you forever if your name is Enrique Iglesias, Cristiano Ronaldo or David Beckham :)
Ashley: Hey i really need a picture of a half naked hot guy!

Jasmine Hanson: Oh i got the goods, don't worry!
by thebestpersonevaaa June 23, 2010
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Henson

We were really passionately kissing, and then he got a Henson.
by freddo12 March 14, 2011
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hansonized

to be accessorized by hanson. to make anything related to hanson in some way.
i hansonized my room by putting posters from 1997 on the wall.
by jeana August 26, 2003
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Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator
Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!
by Mike Freash round June 5, 2009
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Hanson bomb

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."
Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.
by mwbinDCpsu December 7, 2007
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HOnonymous

A Ho who refuses to provide her legal name.
I smashed with this hella dope chick last night, but she didn't hook me up with her info so she shall remain HOnonymous.
by GlazeHer May 9, 2014
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Connor hodson,

The Connor hodson is a way of describing someone with a small penis and/ or someone who isn’t funny.
by Wehateconnor December 9, 2019
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