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Chris Hansen

The host of "To Catch A Predator".

He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.

Their boner-kill.
Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!
by pelicaine September 7, 2009
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Honeeto

My Chilean Honey Man. English and spanish mixed together for a lovers pet name like honey. in spanish males names end in eeto's and female eeta's so together english and spanish spaglish my husband is my HONEETO and I'm his HONEETA
English and spanish mixed together for a lovers pet name like honey. in spanish males names end in eeto's and female eeta's so together english and spanish spaglish my husband is my HONEETO and I'm his HONEETA, we have a truck and a cat
by Hilyaware January 1, 2010
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Chris Hansen

A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
by Crystal K December 14, 2007
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Honer

A heart boner.

The feeling you get when you see someone across the room and your heart just explodes. You just want to give them your love.
1) Matthew lush created the word honer.

2) "You see that girl over there, she's giving me a honer."

3) Go subscribe to Matthew Lush on YouTube, because he will give you a honer.
by larrysexslave February 2, 2015
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honest woman

An old-school saying referring to the fact that a couple is living in sin until they're married. Once married, the bride would be considered an honest woman.
"Joe, you've been dating her for seven years. When are you going to get married and make an honest woman out of her?"
by flobo August 22, 2008
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Chris Hansened

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.
My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.
by Renato P April 4, 2008
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HoneNone flu

Another way of saying H1N1 Influenza A (formerly Swine flu).
My kid's school closed down because his classmate might have the HoneNone flu.
by wyldcherry April 30, 2009
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