Honey

Honey is always there for someone who needs her help, she can give good advice, she's really supportive in whatever decisions you make. Definitely fun to be around. She has a bubbly personality and can always have a good laugh with her. Boys be careful with this one if your ever going to try and play her she'll play you ten times better

(Hunny) (Huni) (Honey)

by Hunza December 9, 2013

Honest Dollar

A dollar you actually worked for, not ripped off from your friend or the Government. People who don't have an Honest Dollar are usually cheap and don't wanna contribute towards the normal expenses of everyday life.

"It's not free to take care of your drunk ass all night, can't you at least contribute an honest dollar?!"

by kyleandmelissa22 January 2, 2012

Honey(sqd)

Honey(sqd) is honey at room temperature in the soquid phase. When honey is between a solid and a liquid. When you warm up the honey, it becomes closer to a liquid. When you cool down the honey, it becomes closer to a solid. Honey(l) ⇄ Honey(s) is Liquid honey freezing into solid honey and melting back into liquid honey. It's soquid honey. Honey is a soquid at room temperature.

I am eating soquid honey. This is delicious honey(sqd).

by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

Selective Honesty

To describe a situation one is involved in, or had witnessed, and leaving out certain details that could incriminate the storyteller, or make them look bad or at fault in any way. To spin a story in a biased way so that the storyteller can look like the innocent, mistreated victim, and so the other characters in their story will appear mean and against them.

Example: "This is bullshit, man. The cops keep watching my house, and they've raided it like twice this month, trying to find drugs and other stuff, and I didn't even do anything wrong at all." (By using Selective Honesty, I will keep to myself the details about how I sell drugs, do drugs and buy drugs out of it. Hang out with, and be seen with well known druggies and thieves who are in and out of my house all day and night, every day and night, and I store & sell stolen stuff there.)

Example: "Dude I get pulled over like all the time, and I keep getting arrested and having to go to court so they can scam me out of more money. They just pull me over all the time, and I never even do anything wrong. They just got something against me and my bad-ass car." (Selective Honesty will allow me to retain pertinent aspects to this story such as my narcissistic need for attention that makes me feel entitled to speed all the fucking time, even with no urgency to reach my destination. I burn out everywhere, leaving black stripes all over other people's property, which is OK because my mom buys my tires for me. I drive like an inconsiderate asshole, as I challenge everyone at every stoplight to a race. I aggressively tailgate anyone in front of me since my car can't be tamed, and I feel speed limits just don't apply to me. I needlessly rev up my engine every chance I get, so that everyone can hear my loud-ass exhaust, and I refuse to use my turn signals out of laziness and obnoxiousness.)

by bigtymer01rk April 10, 2017

golden honey

Addictive drugs or alcohol, usually of the sort you would use at a party. See also: beam, bad medicine.

“Spend my money on the honey, and life in the beam” - No Money No Honey, by FIDLAR. “Hey man, you bring any golden honey?” -Dude at the party you just arrived at.

by Skiivin April 24, 2018

Here comes Honey Boo Boo

The only TV show that can make Jersey Shore look good. Basically a reality show on TLC following a rural Georgia family trying to be as white trash and dysfunctional as possible, with most of the focus being on the family's seven year old beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.

This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.

by GaaraoftheDamned January 6, 2013

Twitter Honey

A twitter honey is a female who tends to get attention from males and females on twitter by posting "seductive" type pictures, her following to follower ratio is never close, she tends to be promoted a lot on twitter for each of her other social networks; a twitter honey will tweet things to lure you in like a siren, you follow her and you will never receive a follow back or acknowledgment unless you are a shirtless male or half naked female twitter honey. If you receive attention without being that, it may be a retweet or a favorite.

"Did you know Serena from our math class is a twitter honey?"

"Did you see the new twitter honey, her tits are huge and her ass is fat."

by kingratchet October 26, 2012