Hodges D

A situation which is incredibly awesome that can only be defined by using a legendary term like hodges d.

"Wow that's totally Hodges D."

by omg Tom Jackson December 7, 2006

sophomore hoes

curly haired whores who think abercrombie is "hawt" and can not hold a conversation about anything expect for the latest hills episodes. Their only facebook pictures are them in bikinis and of eachother holding red cups. They can be considered lesbians but because of the massive dick they suck it is unable to be determined. They constantly lurk on older boys to try and improve their status. They pretend to get drunk on the weekends than throw themselves at any person with a penis. Especically people with girlfriends. All you need to do is drop your pants, they'll know what to do. Even for stupid hoes they catch on quickly.

Boy: Have you ever seen my room before?
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.

Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...

by freakthemighty December 9, 2009

Hoes Mad

The constant condition of females across the world to be angry and spiteful for little to no reason.

I was supposed to get my meat slobbered on but as always: Hoes Mad.

by ElectrolyticLeaf April 17, 2019

hades

The Lord of the Underworld and brother of Zeus in Greek mythology. Commonly used as an alternative word for "hell," but the Pit of Tartarus was hell and Hades was the one who ruled over it.

Hades was not a cruel god. He was merely doing his job. He did not kill, only governed the dead.

by Aragorn Elfstone October 20, 2004

Hoesly

Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.

stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"

Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*

by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011

G.I. Hoes

Female members of the army who suck and fuck in order to get a promotion.

The G.I. Hoes gave me the crabs for Christmas.

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016

bitches n' hoes

Benson & Hedges cigarettes.

Yo, grab me a pack of bitches n' hoes while you out.

by T-square August 31, 2006