zipper hoagie

A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."

Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoagie smothered in underwear?"

by J Roth July 10, 2005

Hoagie Stamp

When a man takes his unit and smacks someone in the forehead with it.

" My girlfirend was pissed when I Hoagie Stamped her last night!!"

by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009

Hoagie Nose Gorman

Derrogatory term used to describe males with huge noses. Usually still living at home while in the 20's. Only known cure is severing the nasal cavity at the base of nose. Hair style of choice is usually a mowhawk.

"Man why is that hot chick walking with that hoagie nose gorman?"

by JSCAL2338 August 23, 2006

Hoagie

An awesome sandwich from wawa... not to be confused with a sub, grinder, hero, or any variation of other terms...the greatest sandwich ever is a hoagie.

child: Mr. Travis? What's a hoagie?

Mr. Travis: It's a sub dawg!

by action squad June 14, 2011

Hoaglie

When used properly its a noun. A cross breed between ho and homley. Commonly they are poor dressers with low self esteem. These girls are usually younger easy to find and eager to please.

Me and Dan are going to town to get a slice of pizza and pick up some hoaglies.

or

guy1: I got some sex last night.

guy2: Was she hot?

guy1: Nah, she was a little hoaglie

by Spraya November 2, 2007

load hoagie

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.

I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.

by Jazzy MacJizz November 13, 2017

Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017