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Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
by twanggah March 18, 2010
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Habitual Heresy

A crime committed by cheap partiers in which you pay absolutely no money for alcohol/drugs, but you still manage to get more than anybody else. This is especially true when you take large amounts of alcohol from a party and bring it back to your own crib so you can throw your own party for free. You can steal individual cans and hide them in your cargo pockets, or if you are stealthy enough to get away with an unopened case that works just as well.
Tonight we will commit habitual heresy, I plan on bringing home at least a 30-Rack and a blunt.
by KrispyKremeKing November 21, 2011
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habitual bitcher

Someone who constantly complains. They are always griping about something.
Person: Jane is going on about some restaurant not having sweet tea.
Person 2: Who cares?
Person 1: And now she's griping about the restaurant not having her kind of salad dressing.
Person 2: She's just a habitual bitcher.
by Hoosker-doos February 7, 2015
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Hiqita

A woman or girl, especially of Hispanic descent, who comes to work regularly covered in hickies.
Did you see Hiqita at the counter? She must have seen her boyfriend last night.
by Zmwg June 11, 2016
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Hibiki

I am Hibiki
by Asian Cracker November 1, 2017
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Hibster

A young professional who lives in the Leith area of Edinburgh.

They will venerate the grittiness and authenticity of the area whilst eating a Guatamalan bean burger washed down with £5 pints of Swedish organic cider in a bar called something cute like the Purple Tulip.

They may also take a vague interest in their local football team Hibernian so as to look like genuine Leithers.
I was asked to leave the Alpine Ale Barn for falling asleep last night . Fuck them, it's just all these Hibsters that drink in there. A fiver a fucking pint anyway!
by M.J. Baroque June 12, 2018
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Hibnit

A Hibnit is someone who constantly says MATE all the time and his friends never know if he his joking or not when he says it
I just prossed a Hibnit from the sesh m8
by Suckysuckyyumtum;) July 28, 2018
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