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hiking partner

a close friend with whom one hikes or generally hangs out with outdoors.

a euphemistic term denoting a same sex (often male) friendship whose level of time and emotional commitment may raise eyebrows among the less open-minded / their jealous wives.
my hiking partner and i are planning on hiking the white mountains this summer.

i hear jeb's taking some flack from his wife over the amount of time spent with his 'hiking buddy'.
by dagger_grrl October 2, 2004
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Hiking in the Appalachians

Euphemism used mostly by politicians for spending time with a South American mistress, most commonly Argentinian.
Sorry I didn't call, dear. I was busy Hiking in the Appalachians and couldn't get phone service.
by capt. planet June 24, 2009
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.
"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"
by L-R- July 17, 2009
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hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse
She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .
by AZAFVET August 20, 2009
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Now Hiring

This is what places of business put in their window or other prominent location, usually in the form of a sign, banner, or other such thing when they are seeking new employees.

Sometimes seen in newspaper advertisements as well.

These words pop up everywhere after school lets out for the summer. (sometimes in the form of Help Wanted, Positions Available, or other similar terms).

For many, this presents an opportunity to get a summer job and make some money - whether to save for school, material possessions, or simply the future. This is perfectly fine and is what the majority of us students seem to do.

For others, however, these two simple words are most unwelcome because we simply wish to chill out and enjoy the warm weather and short freedom from school.

It's not that we're all a bunch of lazy slackers, druggies, or whatever - some of us are have a great work ethic and aspirations for the future - we just want to have a leisurely summer break (after working our a**es off all year in high school or college).

When parents, family, or other older adults see this sign, they nag us incessantly to sacrifice our well-deserved vacation and apply for a job.
Dad: Hey son, I saw a Now Hiring sign at the local grocery store. You need to go get a job.
Me: Damn.
by kirE December 29, 2008
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Bee-hiving

The act of Bee-hiving consists of three parts.

1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.

The Process...

Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.
Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"
by Oliver Sloan October 21, 2010
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