Jacob Hernandez

Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.

Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?

by yacob_mh May 21, 2020

Unexpected Hernandez

An overwhelming and unexpected urge to poop.

I was in church when suddenly I had to take an unexpected hernandez.

by Marmalade Humphries March 10, 2020

arianna hernandez

the best human being ever. i want to date them.

man, arianna hernandez is so beautiful.

by cosmicmushrooms December 30, 2021

Arianna Hernandez

The best person ever. I love them.

Man, Arianna Hernandez is so beautiful.

by cosmicmushrooms December 30, 2021

Jeshua Hernandez

A bitch. Straight up bitch.

Jeshua Hernandez is a bitch.

by prettytragedy November 22, 2021

Kimberly Hernandez

A gorgeous female with an outgoing personality. She's a natural light that people are attracted to, almost like months to a flame. Kimmy H is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.

Person 1: "Kimberly Hernandez is so hot."
Person 2: "She's Mid."

by Kimberlyfanboy01 February 14, 2023

Dirty Hernandez

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.

"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.

by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010